Slippery Slope

You have to make a deduction from the previous person's post that somehow can make sense. Here's an example:

Person 1: Rise of the Gnome Lords is rated M.

Person 2: If it is rated M it must have graphic violence.

Person 3: Graphic violence corrupts this generation.

Person 4: This makes this generation dress up like gnomes and shoot each other.

Person 5: If they are dressing up and shooting each other they must be terroirists.

See?

I'll start.

Ronald McDonald is the mascot of MacDonalds.

therefore, the creater of Macdonalds must like clowns

If he likes clowns, he must be in a secret underground clown lovers society.

If the underground clown lovers society is secret, then they must have guns.

If they have secret guns, they must be terrorists.

If they are terrorists, the must be Muslims.

If they are Muslims, they must be hard core Islam.

If they are hard core Islam they must be in the Middle East.

The entire middle east is in danger of being overrun by clowns.

then oil prices will go up since the clowns will stop all oil shipping to us

Without oil we will all die.

if we die, we won't be able to Rolel PLay

Without roleplaying, there is not point in life.

If we think there is no point in life we will all become Emo Goths.

If we become emo goths, we will be called posers

If we are called posers everyone will hate us.

If people hate us, we will hate them back

If we hate them back, the community won't think of us too well..

If the community doesn't think of us well, they will scheme against us.

If they scheme against us, then they must wish us evil.

If they wish us evil, they must be evil.

posers are stupid

(hey you are breaking the rules. you cannot deduce that from the last post. Therefore, we will count it as not having been posted and I will respond to Hawkfriend.)

If they are evil, then they deserve to die.

therefore, we must kill them

(sorry, i couldn't think of anything better)

We are mass murderers