MYyyyyyyyyyyyyy ROCK!

This is a really popular game on my online school's forum. The rules are simple. You must take the Rock from the person above you, somehow, and then try to make a way to keep it safe from the next person who will post. Oh, and you must refer to the rock as MY ROCK! I will go first.

I take MY ROCK! and hide it in a vat of boiling oil.

I take MY ROCK, and throw it at Osama's corpse.

Xaria, who in the world is "Osma" o_o

I take MY ROCK and throw it at Xaria

[OOC] No, the point is to keep it AWAY from people.

I rescue MY ROCK! from midair and put it inside a lump of diamond, which I put on the planet of Malchior-7.

I hop into a FTL space unit, fly there, blast MY ROCK out, and surround it with a weegeefield

I obey Weegee, get MY ROCK!, and give it as a present to Mr. Popo.

P.S. He is higher on the pecking order than you.

I visit Mr. Popo and recieve MY ROCK! which I teleport all the way to the abyss of Antarctica.

I grab my spelunking gear to get MY ROCK and ship it all the way to Pluto.

MY ROCK somehow escapes the shipping process and is now shooting down at the earth like a meteor towards the Himalayas.

MY ROCK is deflected by a missile and flung out to Neptune

...Where I am waiting and put MY ROCK! inside Adam's power core.

I shove my hand in and cause the third impact, then I collect the shards of MY ROCK and eat them.

I convert them to acid using my pwnish powers and pick them up from the floor, and put them together and hide MY ROCK! in Amland. (Where the Amish live)

I disguise myself as Amish to get in, then I use an rpg to steal MY ROCK and set >9000 guards to protect it

I get inside my Eva and go into your base, and then raise my AT-field which causes mass pwnage around me. Then I pick up MY ROCK! and put it inside the entry plug, raising my AT-field again and protecting myself with the Lance of Longinus.

I simply take MY ROCK from you and start walking home.

I waylay you and search you, and then take MY ROCK! and give it to Moletime/Sharp.

I become somewhat braver than before and take it from Moletime/Sharp, whom I ban forever. Then I throw MY ROCK in a shoe box and send it to the earth's core.

I get into my Evangelion, put it into the anit-heat suit like in the episode where they went into the volcano to capture the dormant Angel, and retrieve MY ROCK! while fighting off Angels and then put MY ROCK! into Lilith's Powercore.

I break into the powercore and rescue MY ROCK! which propels me to pluto, which is where I place it.

I enlist the help of skeptical scientists and tell the world that Pluto does not exist. Then, I hide MY ROCK! in Oblivion.

I snatch MY ROCK and hide in an abandoned warehouse.